I am here to address the Sweatpants Nation that for once this blog includes no caps!That’s right, The only cap that is permissible to write about is the bands next gig, playing The Pocket in our nations Capitol of Washington DC on August 29th.
The band will take their show all the way to the top by playing for the President of the United States, D—- sorry technical difficulties there. The band will actually be playing its biggest show at The Pocket in Washington DC.
Seeing this Hot Dog Rocking show is your constitutional right! Seriously, it’s noted in history that Herbie Hancock signed into the Declaration of Independence that Sweatpants must be Freelance for all to hear.
*The constitutional right was added to the Declaration during the end of the Loudness Wars of 2008-2012.
Based on how presale tickets are looking, it seems like out of State interest in the band is climbing higher than August humidity. As for those fortunate enough to see the best thing to come from the Original Nations capital of Philadelphia. If you come to the show, you get all the cool perks that concerts like this historic one feature such as Merch! T Shirts and Meet and greets! By meet and greets, I mean being as up close to the stage during the show as you can get. So close in fact that you may possibly get your own loogy hocked on you by a member of the band.
Disclaimer: Any spittings on are unintentional and a result of a high energy performance. They are not personal, even if the band will not disclose otherwise as it is our right in this nation to free spit.
Come on down to DC for the biggest show in America in the last 250 years! Freelance Sweatpants performing at The Pocket with Careless Flight and The People Psych! Tickets available for $15!
I KNOW, YOU DON’T why you are reading my blog instead of doing the American thing, BUY TICKETS NOW you Commies!