MAKE SURE YOU KNOW! Know what? KNOW what hard hitting life lessons went into creating A NEW FREELANCE SWEATPANTS SINGLE.
The single featuring DOM SPIER (LEAD GUITAR/ VOCALS), SEAN SACCHETTI (BASS/ VOCALS), AJ DECECCO (RYTHYM GUITAR) and JUSTIN NEWMAN (DRUMS) hits hard right off the bat with a riff that would make even ANGUS and MALCOM YOUNG BOW TO THEM. The production, COURTESY OF DOM SPIER is crisp and clean. IT ALLOWS FOR EVERY BAND MEMBER TO HAVE BREATHING ROOM AND A LITTLE WALKING AROUND MONEY TO STRUT THEIR STUFF.
The drums provided by JUSTIN NEWMAN are PULSE POUNDING, THUNDEROUS beats, laying down the foundation, allowing for the creation of the musical HOUSE THAT IS THIS SONG.
AJ DECECCO’S guitar riff sounds like hammers pounding in some RUSTY NAILS into THIS MUSICAL. ABODE. BASS AND BACKING VOCALS BY SEAN SACCHETTI HOLD THE FORT DOWN. DOM’S SOLO is lean and mean, WITH FINGERS RUNNING AS IF THE DEVIL HIMSELF IS CHASING HIM.
This song is so good. So good in fact it was LEAKED TWO DAYS EARLY TO APPLE MUSIC. Accidental or intentional? Maybe we were fans of THIS IS SPINAL TAP wanted our own SPINAL TAP MOMENT, SO WE MANUFACTURED ONE. Or perhaps we were leaning into an ironic PR STUNT. The songs lyrics are “MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA DO BEFORE YOU DO IT” after all. Maybe this writer leaked it, to GENERATE HYPE AROUND THE SINGLE. Or maybe, the early release was the friends and fans this band MADE ALONG THE WAY.
No matter how the track got out, we are FREELANCE SWEATPANTS, not SOME LAME CORPORATE GREEN TEA SIPPING BAND CALLED BEACH JEANS (band name by JOHN BORKOWSKI™). This band does not conform to traditional release dates!
The band had the following to say about the single:
“THIS SINGLE CUTS DEEP, LIKE BRAD WELDING A SAMURAI SWORD WHILE WEARING A COWBOY HAT DEEP”- SEAN SACCHETTI
“BAZONKA”- DOME SPIER.
AJ DIDN’T say anything, HE JUST NODDED SYLY AND SMILED. THE BAND HAS NEW MUSIC. ALL IS COMING UP FREELANCE SWEATPANTS IN THE WORLD.
JUSTIN NEWMAN COULDN’T COMMENT AS HE WAS TAKEN OUT OF THE ER. OVERDOSING ON LISTENING TO THE SINGLE A WHOPPING 270 TIMES IN A CALENDAR DAY.
“THE SONG IS THE FOOD”-BRAD, probably.
THIS NEW SINGLE IS AN EPIC LEAD IN FOR ALL THE KILLER NEW SONGS RECORDED AND MORE TO COME!
HOW CAN YOU CATCH THIS NEW MASTERPIECE LIVE? The band will be playing it live this SATURDAY at 8 IN WESTVILLE, NEW JERSEY with I SWEAR 2 GOTH, DETAINED AND SCARS LIKE ARMOR.
FREELANCE SWEATPANTS: NEW MATERIAL out on streamers NOW! (TECHNICALLY RELEASED WEDNESDAY)
CAN I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK? I know, you don’t if I EVER WILL.