Dom brings the funk. His general instrument skills are far better than the rest of us combined. He’s so good at what he does that he doesn’t rely on petty tricks like reverb to sound good. He just shreds.
Dom (Guitar 1, Vox)
AJ (Guitar A, Vox)
AJ is an enigma. He began playing guitar only a year before the band started but he has not let that hold him back at all.
We don’t know what AJ stands for. We think it’s either Apple Jeronimo, Albert J-einstein, or Alejandro. Anyone could ask him, but we don’t bother to.
Brad
“Just because you’re not in the band doesn’t mean that you’re not in the band.”
Ned Schneebly, 2002
Brad, commonly referred to as B-rad, is a silent member of the production. His role is to make sure that the couch does not float away during our rehearsals. He’s supplying the beer, running the recordings, and giving insights into what our sound can be. Without him, the band feels like a bunch of assholes yelling at each other.